A lawyer returns to his parked BMW
to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the bonnet.
There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see
that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.
"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer.
The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because
they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But
I'm not. Cya!"
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW
to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the bonnet.
There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see
that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper. 
"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer.
The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because
they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But
I'm not. Cya!" 
