- Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it
was chili out side, she walked out with a bowl and spoon
- Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over
a cordless phone
- Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for
a blood test and failed.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the
TV & watched the couch.
- Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a
yellow raincoat in the rain, people call her "Taxi!"
- Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for
a price check at the dollar store.
- Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant
is confused and her Secret told on her.
- Yo mama so dirty she has to creep
up on bathwater
- Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income
family is where yo daddy has two jobs
- Yo mama so skinny she turned side
ways and dissapeared
- Yo mama so bald you can see whats
on her mind
- Yo mama's glasses are so thick that
when she looks on a map she can see people waving