professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks them, "How many folk here
believe in ghosts?"
About 80 students raise their hands. "That's a good start," says
the professor, "For those who believe in ghosts, do any of you
think you've ever seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good," continues the professor, "I'm really glad
you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response," remarks the impressed professor, "has
anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"Brilliant. But let me ask you one question further...
Have any of you ever been intimate with a ghost?"
One of his students from a Redneck state raises his hand.
The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step
back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture,
no one has ever claimed that.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his
way up to the podium. The professor asks, "Well, tell us what
it's like to have made love to a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Dang it!... I thought you said