A blond walked into a store one day looking for a television. She
finds the one that she was looking for on a shelf, so she picks
it up and takes it up to the front to pay for it.
The guy working at the cash register looks at her and says "Sorry
ma'am, but we don't sell anything to blonds." Frustrated, the blond
sets the TV down and storms out. She gets an idea, and goes out
and buys a brunette wig. The next day, she walks in, grabs the same
TV set and takes it up to the cash register. The guy says, "Like
I told you yesterday, ma'am, we don't sell anything to blonds."
She angrily sets the TV down and storms out. The next day, she walks
in with a redhead wig and takes the television up to pay for it.
The guy looks at her and says "For the last time, we don't sell
our merchandise to blonds."
Agrivated, the blond shouts "Well, damnit, why not?" The guy stares
at her and replies "Let me put it to you this way," he points to
the TV, "that's a microwave."