||What are unhappy cranberries called?|
||What's blue and covered with feathers?|
A turkey holding its
||What's the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner?|
April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers
||What do you get when you cross a turkey with a
||What would you call a pet squash?|
Call it anything you want- it won't hear
||What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin?|
Why orange you orange?
||Why did the turkey cross the road?|
It was the chicken's day off!
||When the Pilgrims landed, where did they
||Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?|
He was stuffed!
||What cat discovered America?|
||What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin
||Why did they let the turkey join the band?|
He had the drumsticks!
||What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an
||What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving
||What's round, red, and wears a diaper?|
A baby cranberry!
||What smells the best at a Thanksgiving
||Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?|
||Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?|
He wanted a light snack!
||What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen
||Why do Turkeys gobble, gobble?|
They never learned good table
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