A young ventriloquist is touring clubs and one night he's doing
a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy
on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when
a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting.
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think
you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's
hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like
you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the
community and from reaching our full potential as a person... because
you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against,
not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the
blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that
little jerk on your knee!"