What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor
Its true.... Comet cleans sinks!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
It has NO EL.
What do elves learn in school?
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Why are Christmas trees like people who can't knit?
They both drop their needles!
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!
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