Dumb Blonde

  • Why did the Blonde climb the glass wall ?
    -To see whats on the other side.

  • How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?
    -Tell her a joke on Tuesday!

  • How do you know that a blonde has sent you a fax?
    -There's a stamp in the corner of the fax!

  • How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
    -You knock on the door.

  • Why can't a blonde make kool-aide?
    -She can't figure out how to fit 2 quarts of water in a kool-aide packet.

  • A blonde, brunette and a red-head were trapped on a island 20 miles from shore. The red-head started swimming and got tired after 2 miles and turned around and swam back. Then the brunette started to swim and after 7 miles of swimming she turned back. The blonde jumped in and swam 17 miles got tired and turned back.

  • Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?
    -She jumped out a basement window.

  • What does a blonde say after two more years of college?
    -Would you like fries with that?

  • Why does a blonde's shirt say TGIF?
    -This Goes In Front!

  • How do you kill a blonde?
    -Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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