Dumb Blonde

• Why did the Blonde climb the glass wall ?
  -To see whats on the other side.
  
  
• How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?
  -Tell her a joke on Tuesday!
  
  
• How do you know that a blonde has sent you a fax?
  -There's a stamp in the corner of the fax!
  
  
• How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
  -You knock on the door.
  
  
• Why can't a blonde make kool-aide?
  -She can't figure out how to fit 2 quarts of water in a kool-aide packet.
  
  
• A blonde, brunette and a red-head were trapped on a island 20 miles from shore. The red-head started swimming and got tired after 2 miles and turned around and swam back. Then the brunette started to swim and after 7 miles of swimming she turned back. The blonde jumped in and swam 17 miles got tired and turned back.
  
  
• Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?
  -She jumped out a basement window.
  
  
• What does a blonde say after two more years of college?
  -Would you like fries with that?
  
  
• Why does a blonde's shirt say TGIF?
  -This Goes In Front!
  
  
• How do you kill a blonde?
  -Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.