1. Have you ever sent faxes with stamps
on them?
2. Ever tripped over a cordless phone?
3. Have you ever put your Zodiac sign
on the bottom of an application where it says "sign here"?
4. Ever spoke your mind,
and been totally speechless?
5. Moved because you heard that 90%
of crimes were committed around the home?
6. Did you know you can listen to AM
radio at night?
7. Do you starely intensely
at frozen orange juice for several hours because it says "concentrate"?
8. Do you think Taco Bell is a Mexican
Phone Company?
9. Ever told someone to meet them at
the corner of WALK & DON'T WALK?
10. When going to the airport on the highway, seen
a sign that said "Airport Left", and turned around and gone home?
11. Put lipstick on your forehead because
wanted to make up your mind?
12. Have you ever put under education on
your job application, put "Hooked on Phonics."?
13. Have you ever studied for a blood test
and failed?
14. Every taken two hours to watch 60 Minutes?
15. Have you ever sold your car so you could
have gas money?
If you answered
"YES!"
to any of the
above questions. You might be dumb.
Please consult your doctor.
