1. Anything we said
six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments
become null and void after seven days.
2. If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
3. If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one
of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
4. It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those
stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
5. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how
pretty you are?
6. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
7. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us
how you want it done - not both.
8. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
9. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
10. Women who wear
Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about
having their boobs stared at.
11. When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off
ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
12. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
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