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It
can buy a HOUSE, but not a HOME. |
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It
can buy a BED but not SLEEP. |
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It
can buy a CLOCK, but not TIME. |
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It
can buy you a BOOK, but not KNOWLEDGE. |
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It
can buy you a POSITION, but not RESPECT. |
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It
can buy you MEDICINE, but not HEALTH. |
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It
can buy you BLOOD, but not LIFE. |
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It
can buy you SEX, but not LOVE. |
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So you see money
isn't everything.
I tell you all this because I am your friend,
and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...
so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A truer friend than me you will never find!
CASH ONLY PLEASE
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