Three Wishes

A woman who's husband was divorcing her for another woman was walking along the beach. A bottle washed up on the shore, and she picked it up. Absent mindedly she began
rubbing it. Out of the bottle, a genie appeared.

He told her, "I will grant you three wishes, but
everything you ask for I will give double to your,
soon to be, ex-husband.

So, she thought about it and said "I would like $10,000,000
of gold." He said, "Granted, and your soon to be
ex-husband will receive double that amount."

"And what would you like for your second wish, remember
your ex-husband will receive double," the genie asked the
woman.

She thought about it and said "I would like $10,000,000 of jewelry." He said, "Granted, and your soon to be ex-husband will receive double that amount."

"And what would you like for your third wish, remember
your ex-husband will receive double," the genie asked.

She thought about it intently for a minute and replied,
"I want you to scare me half to death."

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